5 simple articles for the next 5 days, no racism involved, so please laugh if it gets funny and zip up if you wanna add some stuff about it..

SMART INDIAN

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: "I will choose my own bride!! My love is Butaya from next door!!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter...”

Son : "The guy with the Vi-sa (Microsoft Window Vista) that runs in a white box called Come-PeTer (Computer)?? (Peter Samy from the back ground yells, "what you want, dont ask me anyhow come k?!") I guess why not?! "

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter...."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank. In my homeland, age is never a problem. She will learn to grow into him.”

Bill Gates: "Ah i see, can we start the planning now? We can format it in Powerpoint, Word, Excel or my latest Vista! * grinning to himself (for the sake of my business, why not?)"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president.”

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, (Free SOFTWARES!!) in that case...ok"

That is how Indians do business. Take a "nothing" and convert it to success..